An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
(via oh-so-smart-blonde)
(Source: cvanillaa, via iloveesprinkledtoast)
The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out
(via cyn-cyn123)
the best thing about the internet is that you can talk to people and have no pants on at the same time
(Source: aloeoe, via fan-warriors)
going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds
(via rainbowbatman)