An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out
the best thing about the internet is that you can talk to people and have no pants on at the same time
going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds